The Pitfalls of Due Diligence

Real estate notices being as reliable as a prostitute's sweet talk, he decided to sneak in before the auction to see the place for himself.

The ad said “renovators' delight” which was realtor short hand for “dilapidated but fixable by a young couple with some skills, money and hope”.

This, on the other hand, was a “Contractor's Delight”, a place which could only bring joy to the many contractors who would fill their pockets for the next few years fixing up every single aspect of the place.

And then the floor caved in. At least he had his answer.

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